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WEVE |
COME |
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DISCUSS |
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ATOMIC |
ENERGY |
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DISCUSSING |
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VERSE2 |
WHAT |
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BETWEEN |
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COW-SHIT |
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DIFFERENT? |
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GET |
COW-PIES |
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PHTCHTSCH! |
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PUT-PUT-PUT-PUT |
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GOATS! |
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EAT |
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ATOMIC |
ENERGY! |
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VERSE3 |
ANYWAYS |
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OCCASION |
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FART! |
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EMINATES |
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BEHIND |
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STINKS! |
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STINK! |
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VERSE4 |
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KNOWING |
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UNTIL |
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VERSE5 |
BACK |
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VERY |
DEADLY |
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LETHAL |
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IM |
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SURPRISED |
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US |
GOVERNMENT |
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TAKEN |
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SECRET |
WEAPON! |
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AH-HA! |
BUT |
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NO |
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KNOWS |
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THEY |
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HAVE! |
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THEY |
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WORST |
MEXICAN |
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FEEDIN |
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HIGHEST |
OFFICIALS |
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WORLD |
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FART |
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THEY |
FART! |
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TILL |
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WHOLE |
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FINISHED! |
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